I am sure everyone has been following Adobe Marketing Cloud’s zany #MetricsNotMyths campaign quite closely. If you haven’t, the videos not to be missed are the ones where marketing “gasbags” get zapped with the BS detector; the digital media consultant gets assaulted till he agrees that social media ROI can “definitely” be calculated, and the robot that gets fired after 5732 days on the job as it was “good on the math but not on the analytics."